Tuesday, September 15, 2009

God or Father or God-father

Some random thoughts I came across..
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  • Um, if you don't want me to crash and kill us both, don't talk to me too much - Heard at work.
  • Fate doesn't involve the forcing of your will, but the allowance of the flow of everyday events - Came across in some blog.
  • People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election - Otto Von Bismarck.
  • A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough - An epitaph for Alexander the Great by unknown.
Meanwhile, I was about to delete another mind-numbing forward when I found this in it: Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting, but in the mean time, we're here and we can still make the most of it..
You never know what you gonna find, even in things you presume as trash!

Why husbands avoid answers and direct confrontation!

Women folk, please take this as nothing but some passing humor instead of banking on it to harass men.


  WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
  HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
  WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
  HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
  WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?
  HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
  WIFE: 'You would?'
  HUSBAND: .......?
  WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
  HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
  WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
  HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
  WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
  HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
  WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
  HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
  WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'
  HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.'
  WIFE: -- silence -
  HUSBAND: 'shit

Monday, September 14, 2009

How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one’s senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality - Norman Douglas

As usual, a friend sent me this story, very revealing..
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This guy had been on a long flight. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: "Fasten your seat belts."

Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence. Please be sure your seat belt is fastened."

As he looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive… Later, the voice of the announcer said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time.

The turbulence is still ahead of us." And then the storm broke. The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines.

Lightening lit up the darkening skies and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean. One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash.

The man confessed that he shared the discomfort and fear of those around him. He said, "As I looked around the plane, I could see that nearly all the passengers were upset and alarmed. Some were praying.

The future seemed ominous and many were wondering if they would make it through the storm. And then, I suddenly saw a girl to whom the storm meant nothing. She had tucked her feet beneath her as she sat on her seat and was reading a book. Everything within her small world was calm and orderly.

Sometimes she closed her eyes, then she would read again; then she would straighten her legs, but worry and fear were not in her world. When the plane was being buffeted by the terrible storm, when it lurched this way and that, as it rose and fell with frightening severity, when all the adults were scared half to death, that marvelous child was completely composed and unafraid."

The man could hardly believe his eyes. It was not surprising therefore, that when the plane finally reached its destination and all the passengers were hurrying to disembark, he lingered to speak to the girl whom he had watched for such a long time.

Having commented about the storm and behaviour of the plane, he asked why she had not been afraid.

The sweet child replied,

"Sir, my Dad is the pilot and he is taking me home."

Tribute to Pancham da

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0uaI1cID9Y

Atleast "one of" the better renditions by a symphony.