Why husbands avoid answers and direct confrontation!

Women folk, please take this as nothing but some passing humor instead of banking on it to harass men.


  WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
  HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
  WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
  HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
  WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?
  HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
  WIFE: 'You would?'
  HUSBAND: .......?
  WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
  HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
  WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
  HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
  WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
  HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
  WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
  HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
  WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'
  HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.'
  WIFE: -- silence -
  HUSBAND: 'shit