Came across this in an email.
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
that is until I met your brother8
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
9. My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe 'Go to hell'
10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
that is until I met your brother8
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
9. My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe 'Go to hell'
10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
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