Can you sell a dead donkey?

Smart story I came across today..


A city boy, Raju, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for Rs 100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."

Raju replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Raju said: "OK then, just unload the donkey.."

The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?"

Raju: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Raju: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Raju and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Raju: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two rupees a piece and made a profit of Rs. 898.00."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Raju: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two rupees."

Funny Shayaries

Came across these today:

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!

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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,

Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,

Wo to hamare ho na sake,

Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

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haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,

mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,

pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,

kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.

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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,

Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,

Wo to hamare ho na sake,

Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

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Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,

Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey