Monday, January 18, 2010

The final retort

A friend sent me this superb quip which is probably the final word in the age old men versus women argument. Thought it would be nice to have this as the first post of the new year 2010.

"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."